I turned Dick Masterson into a lolcow, and he was SO WORRIED that I would do my next episode on his girlfriend, 80's Girl. Why though? She has nothing to hide right? I mean, it's Mother's Day, and she wants more than anything to get married and be a mother, but Dax just keeps her an old spinster....

I singlehandedly turned Dick Masterson of The Dick Show into a lolcow after an appearance on The Killstream that every internet autist told me was a failure. One guy who was (kind of) in my corner was PPP, AKA People's Populist Press. This guy covered my Killstream appearance and tore Dick and Et...

We trolled Dick Masterson and Mister Metokur and they got so hurt by it they needed to scream at me on The Killstream.

NICK REKIETA IS HERE! Years ago I revealed that FAMOUS INTERNET LAWYER from Lawsplaining the Interwebs, Nick Rekieta, had worn black face at a Halloween party. Well now I feel terrible for it, so I've invited Nick on to apologize to him, and I've brought a gift! We do an unboxing of a doll I had ...

Driftwood and Igglybuff call me late at night to tell me the Joker wants to fight them and expose them for being gay. We uncover a plot to expand the Legion of Goon.

I forgot to advertise Joker shirts again on the show. I'm really not a good salesman.https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/pod-awful-vs-the-joker.html 

The Santa Cruz Joker has unspooled. After posting on Twitter that he is a pedophile, and that tweet going viral, Harlan has spun out of control. He's decided this is all the fault of Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator, all because I paid Hansen to do a Cameo saying he was going to bust the San...

Jamie Lynn Hughes, the former News Babe of The Dick Show, and the current News Babe of Pod Awful, helps me cover stories ranging from semen smoothies to The Santa Cruz Joker admitting he's a pedophile. Unfortunately, when Jamie signs off, she leaves behind her e-diary which is FILLED with EMBARRA...

i dont remember. mersh is gay and poodles is crazy

Mersh gets mad, steals another joke from his Killstream appearance

It used to be guys like Nick Rekieta and Dick Masterson HATED it when people used the N-Word. Now Dick runs a Patreon knockoff centered around being allowed to say it, and Nick Rekieta completely endorses @TheNWord. 2020 is the year the N-Word became COOL. Black guys are handing out hood passes t...

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We crashed The Dickheads Podcast/ I talked to Maddox again and gave him some NUCLEAR GOSS/ CedTek Support/ Dick can't trust his fan art/ I prank called The Killstream and made Royce and Mersh go silent/ Plank calls ROTC out for buying twitter followers/ We meet Savage.EXE, an absolute KING who is...

The SANTA CRUZ JOKER just can't keep me off his mind. I guess because I am living there RENT FREE. I haven't spoken to him or about him for weeks, yet the other day he made a 9 minute Instagram story about me "ruining his life." So just when I thought I was done with him, it is time to go into ev...

Because of my TRANSVESTIGATIONS, I have many Dark Forces trying to take me down. I've flown too close to the sun, uncovering the TRUTH behind the conspiracies. One such Dark Force is Lokill Lynch, a psychotic (((BEING))) operating in the 10th Dimension who definitely doesn't do meth. Lokill belie...

Dick Masterson from The Dick Show podcast has turned into the thing he hates, a certified, Grade F LOLCOW. He's been exposed as a polyamorous cuck, a sniveling simp, and a balding transgender science experiment. As if the embarrassment from all of that wasn't enough, Dick has gone and topped hims...

I am LOOPY/ The plot of Chang's new book, I.-B.A.B.Y. INC./ An incel tries to figure out why he was rejected after scaring the shit out of a woman/ I get interviewed by nazis/ Calling the cops on Katie Donahue/ Filling The Dick Show subreddit with Hate Art/ Egg Vibes

BILLIE EILISH is a MAN. DICK MASTERSON is a WOMAN. BILL AND MELINDA GATES are INVERSE-GENDER PEDOPHILE VAMPIRES. All of this is true according to the Youtube TRANSVESTIGATION community, a collective dedicated to uncovering the Satanic plot of the TRANS AGENDA. Every single celebrity on Earth is s...

The Nirvana Lyric You Have Been Singing Wrong For YEARS: On the 26th anniversary of Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain's suicide, I have decided I have had enough of the internet TEENZ getting the lyrics wrong. I have been in a 5 year Youtube comment fight with all variety of morons over the song "You...

I refuse to pick up dog crap/ Some fat dyke yelled at me/ Is Arpanet copying?/ Some very nice words/ Joshua Dufurrena wants to travel time/ Hey high schoolers, please be my cousin/ A Chinawoman craps in a yard/ Autistic black puppet impressions