FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play...

Kanye West is a gay fish, James tells Kanye he understands why he would suck his cousin's dick, Comedy Shaman calls into Ethan Ralph's show, Opie & Anthony somehow caused the murder of the son of a judge in an Epstein case, some freak who sued Nick Rekieta made a terrible music video about St...

Aaron Imholte has finally attempted upgrading the horrific Steel Toe studio, but I think it could use a few more tweaks. What he's got now looks like a Halloween themed hipster bar,. Can PODAWFUL do an extreme podcast studio makeover, and save this dump? We are dangerously close to a Tim Pool stu...

Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who ...

AN EXCLUSIVE, FIRST INTERVIEW WITH WAREZ (aka @mooncult on twitter) on all the intricacies of the Jeffrey #Epstein case. We delve into mystery surrounding his death, and whether it even happened, his girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell's odd photoshopped pictures at In-N-Out, the Clintons involvement, #...

Enemy of the show, Robert Robinson, a notorious pedophile rapist, has finally been sentenced and is going to prison. We celebrate with an update on his misery and, in an event that has never happened before, an update on his HEIGHT. Plus: Jesse's Williamsburg tour, testing an insane prank call, a...

Notre Dame is on fire. Sri Lanka just exploded. Jesus is risen. HAPPY EASTER! A lot of conspiracy theories are being thrown around about these incidents, Pizzagate, Islamic extremists, even incels may be to blame. Jesse calls up some Muslim hotlines to get to the bottom of things. meanwhile, we g...

Jesse went undercover on the gay dating app Grindr to find and expose pedophiles. He confronted one in person who drives for Mister Softee Ice Cream Trucks in New York City. He slowly unravels the mystery of how it all connects back to PIZZAGATE, and manages to get the pedo and his boss on the ph...

ALEX JONES has denounced #PIZZAGATE right as there is a march on Washington D.C. to investigate (((THE TRUTH))). Meanwhile, Jesse has been dealing with his own personal pedo hell as a result of pranking Jacob Sartorius fans. Notorious pedo scum Robert Robinson is now threatening Jesse's life. THE...

PART TWO Jesse and David are back from their trip to Washington D.C. to investigate the #Pizzagate tunnels. Their video of what they found has gone viral amongst conspiracy theorists, there is only one problem... it was a prank. They've been exposed as a "hoax" by Wesearchr and Charles C. Johnso...

PART ONEJesse and David are back from their trip to Washington D.C. to investigate the #Pizzagate tunnels. Their video of what they found has gone viral amongst conspiracy theorists, there is only one problem... it was a prank. They've been exposed as a "hoax" by Wesearchr and Charles C. Johnson,...

Jesse is sick of the idea of "safe spaces." He reviews a video from facebook where a bunch of wimps wear safety pins. Then he and the fans rip into a listener named Stephanie Jones, who has been terrorizing the show in what we are calling #LIEGATE. Late, Jesse finalizes his plans to discover the ...

DENISE FUNK is here! Jesse wants to explore the only conspiracy theory he has ever believed, #PIZZAGATE. He, David and Denise call Comet Pizza and Besta Pizza to get to the bottom of the Clinton funded child sex ring. Plus, Calling back an OKCupid prank, Kanye West has lost his mind, lesbian stuf...