As the mainstream media tries to inspire incels everywhere to do ahead and turn every screening of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie into a Tarantino-esque bloodbath, one incel in particular is having the time of his life. His name? The SANTA CRUZ JOKER. Well, the FORMER Santa Cruz Joker. He gi...

Walmart New York City got some angry phone calls.

They had the nerve to call me back.

Hope you like hold music.

Setting up the studio

In this final Crashtacular, we unearth some archival footage of the first Pod Awful episode after the attacks in 2001, recorded on VHS. In it, Jesse welcomes Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the first responders to the studio. Also, joining him by phone were real estate tycoon Donald Trump, and local comi...

It's just a hangout, I dunno.

I am a #TargetedIndividual or #TI. I am being pursued by #Gangstalkers. They watch my every move. They control me with brain parasites. They watch me with drones. They force me to collect GOO for King K Rool. I speak to Justin, a TI who has discovered a terrible secret about what the perps are no...

Drake is fuckin bizarre looking, seriously what is happening?/ Brandon Marshall has fully transitioned into Brandi/ Amy Tumor publicly cucked Brandi/ The Santa Cruz Joker is living in a van down by the river/ Ruphio Pheonix's deep, cerebral art/ Deadwing Dork has ONE ARM and is a copycat/ His wee...

We have been clandestinely reporting on the activities of Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, the world's worst gamer, for the past two months. But this time things are different. This time we delve deep into his dating life, his home life, his parents, his music, and go to an AUTISTIC obsessive level ...

What if Down Syndromes ruled the world?/ I peepee/ Tristan Starchild, actually a CHAD?/ Master Studios explains "Why Two Vents?"/ The new ending motto is gone/ Sergeant Master gives the new rules/ Jesse argues wtih Master Studios over his smoke detector/ Sexy Ginger Jesus/ Brandi becomes a chef/ ...

I was watching Mindhunter all morning when all of a sudden I get sent a video of someone threatening to kill me. Now it's up to my new serial killer profiling skills to try to find the suspect. We visit pedophile Robert Robinson in prison to pick his brain; explore the sad childhood of Harlan Dal...

Conan O'Brien invented podcasts in the year 2019 and made them a viable business according to Variety Magazine. THANKS! Funny enough, I've been doing a podcast since 2009, and made it my job in 2016, but I don't know what I would do if it weren't for CONAN "PUNKIN HEAD" O'BRIEN. Marc Maron ruined...

#OneArmChallenge Entries/ Meeting a Florida 8/ Master Studios Q&A/ Qanon leaks Master Studios' new catchphrase/ The new catchphrase changes/ Michael Wright gets posted to a military website/ Jesse and Kelsey pull off the greatest prank in the world/ Gabbie Hanna's house DOXXED/ The catchphras...

THE FINAL AWARDZ. The ONLY awards show that celebrates teenage murderers and criminals. Host DJ Jizzy Piss hands out awards to the Most Beefer Teen, The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Award, and the Fortnite Gamer Award, and a special prize to the most murderous teen who is STRAIGHT KILLIN' IT. Includi...

Jeffrey Epstein completely and obviously, all alone, killed himself while on suicide watch inside his jail cell, in a prison that has only had one suicide in the past 40 years, by breaking all of his own neckbones using a paper towel. In order to give his condolences to the bereaved, Jesse gets h...

1185 has delivered into Jesse's hands exactly what we had all wanted. An interview with Ruphio's former friend and partner, vV Zemrick. Find out how long they were friends, what ENDED that friendship, a new INSANE fact about Ruphio, how long Zemrick has SECRETLY been in our lives and MUCH MUCH MO...

A musician named Diana Levine went to the hospital with a headache, and left with her arm amputated. She filed suit against a major pharmaceuticals company, taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court. In honor of her courage and tragedy, Diana's daughter wrote and recorded the absolute WORS...

ASLRDS with Lucas/ A new Indian Joker/ Katie sniffs underwear/ a Tool fan in the cult spergs out/ Maddox, stop/ listening to the new Tool song/ Quentin Tarantino's new movie blows/ I think I've been fly'd