James claimed that his favorite sandwich shop named their chicken sandwich after him. We went calling for proof.

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has admitted to our claims of "The Mersh Effect," his psychological trick to get weirdos to white knight for him on the internet. When accused of copying Redbar, Mersh's response is that Mike David wasn't "loyal" to him. I have to know how one man can be so transparentl...

Hit with a copyright strike/ The Santa Cruz Joker talks about Karens/ We play Joker Bingo/ Shaving Curtis/ Jasper takes over/ A message from the Dark Federation/ A new Andy's Random Edits/ Prank calling a Targeted Individual/ Learning Vietnamese/ The old Trenchcoat Beach man fucks a mud puddle/ H...

The cringiest episode I ever made was the one about my break up with my ex-girlfriend Skyler. Many of my enemies have used it to mock me, but I never took it down. Why? because there is an UNTOLD STORY about what happened immediately following that episode that flipped me from a crybaby mess to a...

We continue our study of THE MERSH EFFECT on Nightwave's audience by interviewing the absolute biggest Revenge Of The Cis WHITE KNIGHT of them all: Andy's Random Edits. Andy is in every SIMPulator's chat room, he is always in the comments defending QUEEN MERSH from besmershing, and he even create...

I've lost the @TheNWord Twitter handle/ Master Studios has GOTTA say it/ One step closer to TV Head/ Plank has never had sex/ Ruphio Pheonix wants to game with his girl/ Ruphio's teeth are falling out/ Curtis' pot farm adventures/ Ruphio "pulled a stupid"/ News from XBox/ Drew W. Shield reacts to...

The Washington Football Team (Formerly the Washington Redskins, and before that the D.C. Feather Savages) were my local NFL team growing up, and as a Native American man I feel a bit disappointed they are no longer going to use the Redskins name and logo. Having just lost the greatest Twitter han...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has a certain effect on his audience. He tricks them into this bizarre loyalty club where they are compelled to white knight and simp for him whenever he gets bullied online. I assume its because every Nightwave listener has their own mini-Nightwave show they are trying...

"Brain Death" isn't real/ The Buffalo James is the worst sandwich in history/ Epstein Island/ Redbar listeners HATE when Mike sings/ KiwiFarms gives me the greatest compliment of all time/ Nuka Zeus' transformation into a Melanated Individual/ Poodles reveals a DARK SECRET in slow motion/ I want ...

RYAN KATSU RIVERA IS HERE to completely ruin the show! The Dark Future has broken my funny bone. I don't know when to laugh anymore, and I don't know what's funny. The world is completely upside down, cats and dogs livin' together, and I'm just trying to make fun of the internet. BUT EVERYTHING O...

I am too depressed by the Dark Future to continue on/ Wearing masks is stupid/ Magi has brain damage/ Amy Tumor is having a mental breakdown on Facebook and getting naked/ A song about the Kahunavirus by Master Studios/ Prank calling James' favorite sandwich shop again/ Charles Howell's daughter ...

Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who ...

THE ONLY OFFICIAL TIMELINE of how Dick Masterson went from the Biggest Pretend Chad in The Universe, to the face of Simpery and a Kiwifarms lolcow. Dick has now been MAD AT THE INTERNET for a solid two months, and it has all culminated in him being added to a BLACKLIST by MasterCard. He can no lo...

I've been against pot culture my whole life but I finally met a man who changed my mind. He is weed in human form and his name is Cannaman. One of the kindest, gentlest men I've ever known, and not just an advocate for marijuana, but an educator about having the disease of full blown AIDS. It is ...

Hitler/ Redbar keeps copying/ Mersh is a Beemer guy/ Drew W. Shield's witchy fans/ James' favorite sandwich shop finds out he is a pedophile/ What color is James' debit card?/ A white rapper leans in on the AAVE/ Charles Howell won't wear a mask, fuck you/ A giant fat man covered in spaghetti get...

(This episode is completely lip synced.) Mike David from Red Bar Radio decided to do a 6 hour show all about little old me. His claims are that I am copying him. What have I copied? Well, apparently Mike invented clapping. And he invented not having ads. And singing karaoke. He promises there's a...

David Otto, the Australian musician/scammer we fooled into thinking was getting a HUGE festival gig on the show a month ago has been up to his old tricks, and slowly UNSPOOLING as the result of discovering our prank. He is still hiring naive young girls to join his band that is a front for a sex ...

James has a Winter Penis/ Big Mouth and the One Drop Rule/ Time to lynch racist cartoons/ Freeloaders want World War Cis and are COMPLAINING/ Revenge Of The Cis goes down live/ Stealing social media handles/ Daniel Cilley's cracked TV/ Committing CRIMES in the name of Pod Awful/ Ching Chang Chong...

Dante The Comic has been LARPing as a social justice activist for weeks now, so it is a really bad time for his biggest client and best friend, former porn star RON JEREMY to be accused by FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN OF RAPE. Dante must have already been sweating considering the current avalanche of com...