The white man stole podcasts from the black man, and now during BLACK HISTORY MUMF, we takin' it backkkkkk, ya feel me? Drexel P-S got his lawyer Nick Rekieta to sue AncestryDNA for new test results confirming his AFRICAN KING HERITAGE. Now that we got receipts, we gon be celebrating all mumf lon...

ILANA GLAZER: The Planet Is Burning is a stand up special available on Amazon Prime from comedian Ilana Glazer of Broad City fame. It's TERRIBLE. An entire hour of woke scold nonsense, and not a single joke. Jesse has long theorized that Ilana's show has melted women's dog brains into mush, but k...

Justin Whang is an enigma. He has no personality, no interesting takes, isn't funny, doesn't cover unique content, and yet has amassed a large following. But does he actually have fans? Jesse has been watching Whang grow with a careful eye since Whang was much smaller, and noticed a shocking, sne...

We finish the amazing Santa Cruz Joker live stream. He gets accosted by a black man looking to collect payment and nearly pisses himself, gets flirty with his weird little gremlin friend Igglybuff, participates in racist jokes with his homeless buddies, and generally acts like an embarrassing los...

Mersh and Royce begged to be on the Real Ass Podcast with Louis J. Gomez, and it went as well as you would expect. But thanks to asking their fans to astroturf the comments with praise on Youtube, you might not ever realize that the podcast was boring, unfunny, and uncomfortable. Jesse goes over ...

AWPerative is a former friend of Doug, the fake Mr. Burgers, and has a huge amount of information on him. He tells Jesse about how they met, the first time he realized Doug had autism, the CRIMES Doug has committed, and many more insane stories and facts. Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful....

A deformed woman, social justice warrior, and cannabis advocate, Katie Donahue, has apparently made it her mission to ruin Pod Awful's amazing Walmart Santa Cruz prank, and has now resorted to trying to doxx Jesse for intimidation. Everyone hates this woman: Internet trolls, Cannaman's friend Dee...

Internet streamer, pot smoker, and AIDS patient CANNAMAN went live on Facebook for an interview with a bizarre old dog of a woman nicknamed "CANNAMOM." Throughout the interview, she picks Cannaman's life apart, revealing his previous STRAIGHT relationships, possible children, housing situation, w...

After pranking Cannaman, the weed smoking Facebook live streamer, on his birthday, and getting him on the phone for a chat, he has finally completely lost his marble (sic) and actually took Jesse's advice. He has become PREPPAMAN, and now streams all about having HIV and taking PrEP. In this pett...

I created Walmart New York City to protect people from the online job lynch mob of dumb women social justice warriors with nothing better to do. Unfortunately, Facebook decided to shut our store down, so I've opened a new one in Santa Cruz, in honor of the Santa Cruz Joker. Once again, in less th...

The internet's most insane ghost hunter, Spooky Charles, has been living a double life right under our noses. I've stumbled down a rabbithole deeper than I could have ever imagined. Spooky Charles used to be a comedian and Youtuber before deciding he was the right hand of GOD himself, but it gets...

Maddox doesn't like it when people talk about phrenology, so I thought I would bring on a phrenology expert to discuss race. That expert is Andrew, my Korean fan with autism. Andrew is an interesting guy. He is 25 and lives with his parents, sounds like a totally normal guy, takes freetard colleg...

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL #PRONOUNS DAY! My pronouns are dumb/bitch. Speaking of, some dumb bitch on Twitter lost her goddamn mind (is that ableist to say?) and thought she could force others to use terms she made up to combat ableist language. Her name? Kimberley Jane Erin. The term she had a problem ...

I am the ORIGINAL Santa Cruz Joker. I was the Santa Cruz Joker first. I have been doing it longer than Harlan Moncrief. Harlan is just copying me, and stealing my idea for the Santa Cruz Joker. He is now whining and crying about it on Instagram and Youtube, and I have SECRET RECORDINGS of him not...

Walmart New York City got some angry phone calls.

They had the nerve to call me back.

I am a #TargetedIndividual or #TI. I am being pursued by #Gangstalkers. They watch my every move. They control me with brain parasites. They watch me with drones. They force me to collect GOO for King K Rool. I speak to Justin, a TI who has discovered a terrible secret about what the perps are no...

We have been clandestinely reporting on the activities of Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, the world's worst gamer, for the past two months. But this time things are different. This time we delve deep into his dating life, his home life, his parents, his music, and go to an AUTISTIC obsessive level ...

Conan O'Brien invented podcasts in the year 2019 and made them a viable business according to Variety Magazine. THANKS! Funny enough, I've been doing a podcast since 2009, and made it my job in 2016, but I don't know what I would do if it weren't for CONAN "PUNKIN HEAD" O'BRIEN. Marc Maron ruined...

Jeffrey Epstein completely and obviously, all alone, killed himself while on suicide watch inside his jail cell, in a prison that has only had one suicide in the past 40 years, by breaking all of his own neckbones using a paper towel. In order to give his condolences to the bereaved, Jesse gets h...