Comedy Shaman can't stop sending threats, can't stop GOONING on Discord, and... somehow... can't stop begging strangers to babysit their kids. Now he wants to hit the "Undo" button on being a public figure. Sorry! It don't work like that, Shaman! We uncovered Comedy Shaman's secret Tiktok account...

Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! Y...

MISCHIEF. MAYHEM. SOAP. Comedy Shaman has lost everything, so now he's free to do anything. His perfect woman is gone, so he spends his days in a secret underground internet Fight Club, getting absolutely MONKEY DUMPED by everyone. Including actual children. But we don't talk about that. He also ...

Jaden McNeil opens up the Groyper Files on the Groypophiles. What is a Groypophile? It's the gaggle of of Nick Fuentes wannabes like Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium (ABDL) who are the right level of gay but the wrong amount of charismatic to properly grift. Elijah Schaffer went on an insane rant aga...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Icedanc3r's boyfriend spent his birthday wondering about how he is going to get cucked next. Comedy Shaman has gone from running blades on his arms to baking himself a cake, it's not looking good for the GOONS. BUT... as a birthday gift, Shaman has ACHIEVED...

MANDICULAR IS BORN: Vrillium spends all day name searching himself to see if he's become famous enough yet to stop people from making fun of him on twitter. Sorry buddy, gonna have to start hitting the Ozempic and reverse the Twink Death if you wanna start pulling real grifter numbers. Last episo...

I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan ...

Mersh: BUTTMOGGED. Vrillium: BUTTMOGGED. Josh Moon: BUTTMOGGED. Elijah Schaffer: BUTTMOGGED. Kevin Scampoli: BUTTMOGGED. The Earth's Buttmogged range from cucks to pentacucks, grifters to failed grifters. WHO'S NEXT?