LOLCOW. Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis (I mean... Star Wars?) and Nightwave Radio claims he is not a lolcow. In fact, he is so not a lolcow, the very act of making fun of him makes YOU uncool! But if Mersh isn't a lolcow, then why are his teats so milkable? Why does this fatted calf not look out o...
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Pathological liars take many forms, but probably the most common is a woman who has never been told "no" in her whole life. The first time they encounter someone willing to actually call them out on their BS, they freeze. They don't know what to do. You will be astonished at how she recoils. "I'v...
Donald Trump is a time traveler. This much we know for sure. Donnie Darko is a movie about a guy named Donald who time travels. Therefore, if we check Gematria and subtract the number of days from 9/11 the release date was, you will see that Donnie Darko is, apparently, Donald Trump. All of this ...
Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis loves bragging to the "spergs" in his chat that he is a real comedian. He's opened for Doug Stanhope. He's worked with Luis J. Gomez. He's stolen all his jokes from Jim Norton. Now we have the proof! Mersh's ten-year-old comedy album, KILLJOY, has...
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The followup to Royce's grooming phone call with a girl. We watch his terrible podcast Hippojuice to see how strained the relationship with his wife is. The show is awful, and I apologize, but we do get some good info out of this one and we MAKE ROYCE PAY. Plus some chatting with the troops about...
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IT'S MERSH'S BIRTHDAY! Mersh spent his time on Revenge Of The Cis arguing with people in chat that he wasn't drunk, then showed up completely plastered to Nightwave. It was so bad Royce had to come try and save his friend. To celebrate the occasion, we cover Mersh's birthday stream, his appearanc...
The Nirvana Lyric You Have Been Singing Wrong For YEARS: On the 26th anniversary of Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain's suicide, I have decided I have had enough of the internet TEENZ getting the lyrics wrong. I have been in a 5 year Youtube comment fight with all variety of morons over the song "You...
The Coronovirus has spread worldwide from Wuhan, China, and here I am eating my usual bat soup like a big dummy. Well now my girlfriend and I are infected, so I guess I gotta cure this stupid Asian bug-people disease or we are all gonna die. In order to stop it, we have to find the PATIENT ZERO o...