THE ONLY OFFICIAL TIMELINE of how Dick Masterson went from the Biggest Pretend Chad in The Universe, to the face of Simpery and a Kiwifarms lolcow. Dick has now been MAD AT THE INTERNET for a solid two months, and it has all culminated in him being added to a BLACKLIST by MasterCard. He can no lo...
David Otto, the Australian musician/scammer we fooled into thinking was getting a HUGE festival gig on the show a month ago has been up to his old tricks, and slowly UNSPOOLING as the result of discovering our prank. He is still hiring naive young girls to join his band that is a front for a sex ...
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Steven Crowder is in his 30's, married to a beautiful woman, loves to dress up like a lady, and for some reason doesn't have a kid. Weird. Can't put my finger on it, but something tells me something strange is going on there. Maybe Greg Gutfeld from Fox News knows why. He had ...
My old room mate, "comedian" Kenan Jerome Floyd, tried to get me added to a list of racist comedians. Like a lot of clout-chasing comedians now, he considers himself a bit of an activist ever since his uncle George Floyd died and this #BLM thing started really POPPIN' OFF. Now that I am on GaS Di...
Hila Klein from the H3 Podcast and h3h3 productions recently tweeted out a selfie wearing a shirt she made to show support for the Black Lives Matter protests. While she claims she wouldn't be selling her "I Can't Breathe" t-shirt in her Teddy Fresh clothing line, it seemed suspicious. I thought ...
Mersh from Revenge of The Cis and Dick Masterson have both decided that filing DMCA claims against people who steal your content is what FLAGGOTS do. Now I'm left reconsidering this whole copyright thing. Clearly Mersh and Dick think it is cool for you to reupload their paywalled content, so I fi...
I turned Dick Masterson into a lolcow, and he was SO WORRIED that I would do my next episode on his girlfriend, 80's Girl. Why though? She has nothing to hide right? I mean, it's Mother's Day, and she wants more than anything to get married and be a mother, but Dax just keeps her an old spinster....
NICK REKIETA IS HERE! Years ago I revealed that FAMOUS INTERNET LAWYER from Lawsplaining the Interwebs, Nick Rekieta, had worn black face at a Halloween party. Well now I feel terrible for it, so I've invited Nick on to apologize to him, and I've brought a gift! We do an unboxing of a doll I had ...
I forgot to advertise Joker shirts again on the show. I'm really not a good salesman.https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/pod-awful-vs-the-joker.html
Jamie Lynn Hughes, the former News Babe of The Dick Show, and the current News Babe of Pod Awful, helps me cover stories ranging from semen smoothies to The Santa Cruz Joker admitting he's a pedophile. Unfortunately, when Jamie signs off, she leaves behind her e-diary which is FILLED with EMBARRA...
The SANTA CRUZ JOKER just can't keep me off his mind. I guess because I am living there RENT FREE. I haven't spoken to him or about him for weeks, yet the other day he made a 9 minute Instagram story about me "ruining his life." So just when I thought I was done with him, it is time to go into ev...
Dick Masterson from The Dick Show podcast has turned into the thing he hates, a certified, Grade F LOLCOW. He's been exposed as a polyamorous cuck, a sniveling simp, and a balding transgender science experiment. As if the embarrassment from all of that wasn't enough, Dick has gone and topped hims...
The Nirvana Lyric You Have Been Singing Wrong For YEARS: On the 26th anniversary of Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain's suicide, I have decided I have had enough of the internet TEENZ getting the lyrics wrong. I have been in a 5 year Youtube comment fight with all variety of morons over the song "You...
Everyone is talking about iDubbbz and how he is now a simp because his girlfriend has an OnlyFans account. One of those prominent voices criticizing his simpitude is that of Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera). There is just one problem, Dick has become a huge internet lolcow, and is a simp himself. I h...
Alpha Lord MuRiDa, Drew W. Shield, is a 5th Dimensional Love Light Warrior from the future, here to save us all, and work for the reptilians and the Illuminati. Part of his job is to stop COVID-19 by having sex with as many women as possible. He is capable of giving girls super powers through int...
COVID-19 is taking over and I didn't take it seriously enough. Not only is it infecting Goons, but it also made my Youtube channel get terminated. Well that's it. I've had enough. I'm going to infect myself with the FATAL FLU. We start this episode off with an interview with Krystal Khali, one of...
KYLE CEASE, former comedian, actor, and motivational speaker, had #MeToo allegations leveled against him. He made an apology video admitting to some of the wrongdoings but now doesn't want it seen. His entire community is turning against him now (Except for his brother and Brandon Marshall who ar...
Mike David from Redbar Radio received a DISTURBING email that was mostly about me, Jesse, the Greatest Guy. But it was NOT KIND. In fact it was a bit THREATENING. I've received tons of death threats from the likes of Bob Hickman, Santa Cruz Joker, Mr. Burgers, and more, but this one is particular...
The Santa Cruz Joker, aka Harlan Absher, has been exposed for many things: going to jail, his dad being a Nazi, racist and homophobic rants, lying, and being a rapist. He is also the NEW Mr. Burgers. With all of this, how much more can be exposed? Well, we find out from Harlan's BEST FRIENDS, Sam...
The fake Mr. Burgers, Doug Bergers (AKA Jesse Radin) has finally given up pretending to be me. He admits he was never Mr. Burgers, and then sends Jesse a manic, sperging tirade over Facebook. I finally show the first Mr. Burgers video co-starring my dad, Mr. Burgers Sr. It is time to CROWN A NEW ...