The internet finally realized that the #H3Podcast is terrible, and Ethan and Hila are complete morons with nothing to say. Oh, and it turns out their new clothing line, Teddy Fresh, is the uniform of the #ALTRIGHT. PLUS: Gavin McInnes quits the #Proudboys, Tay Zonday's secret relationship, and Ru...

Tacticool guys are the badasses that carry around swords from the mall, and wear wrist gauntlets that are also bottle openers. Jesse has always dreamed of being tacticool, even going so far as to inventing a team of tactical heroes called the "Trench Blades." But there is already someone taking t...

I've finally gone TOO FAR. It is time for Pod Awful to hang up the spurs when it comes to cyberbullying, and the guy who inspired it all is another Youtuber named Ruphio Pheonix. Ruphio is an awesome dude: he's a gamer, he vapes, and he posts "thought logs" to Facebook. He also stands up to bully...

I interviewed the psychic witch, Bob Hickman, from Spiritchannel and found out how he became psychic, got a reading done, and asked him about the OTHER Bob with a bowl cut (God Entered My Body, Like A Body, Same Size).Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cultGet a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a pra...

Jesse has been saying for YEARS that Philip Defranco, the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer of Youtube, is not just an ugly, awful, talentless hack, but also an incredible scammer. Well wouldn't you know it, the rest of the internet has managed to finally catch up, and it only took them 3 years. Also, Phil...

The Bad Boy of #TikTok himself, Eric Martin (AKA "Edward Scissorpants"), is live on Skype for an interview with Jesse. Learn the origin of the #viral #cringe meme, find out where he got his leather duster, and be astonished by where he got his weird Hot Topic pants! (It's not where you think!) Do...

Former Madcast Media personality, Taylor Nikolai, has built a career on being a "social media influencer." He is now hosting a new podcast with Tay Zonday (the Chocolate Rain guy) called "Chocolate Pains" about how to BUILD THAT BRAND. Does Tay know about Taylor's white supremacist past? Taylor i...

This is the follow up to CO-HORRIBLE 6: Backroom Casting Couch Co-Horrible host Bridgette, the homeless bipolar camgirl, takes the listeners calls. They offer advice, ask questions, and berate her like incels.

AUstralian Badass, Michael Wright, and Jesse are teaming up in SPECIAL FORCES to bring down an alleged pedophile. A guy named Josh hasn't just been terrorizing children, but apparently HACKING Michael's Facebook and Twitter, stealing his valor. But what happens when Josh manages to HACK INTO THE ...

FIRE! Hope you weren't in a crowded theater just now. Did you run? Did panic ensue? No? I guess there's nothing to worry about then. People like to argue that freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences, but do they realize the same law protects the press, religion, and protesting too? "Fre...

Michael Wright, the Australian #AUGold #GOON who loves to dress up like an American Army Man, is sick and tired of people claiming he is doing #STOLENVALOR. He claims that because he isn't part of a Stolen Valor Youtube compilation, he couldn't possibly be stealing valor, so Jesse decides to chan...

I was contacted by the cousin of our #GOON Brian Alan Fortune and told that I need to pay Brian a cut from the Pizza Fund just for talking about him, or else keep his name out my mouth. Well that's never going to happen, so instead I am leaking the tv show pilot they created that is a complete Ti...

Everyone on the internet apparently is a virgin with no job who lives in their mom's basement. The only more common insult is being "literally Hitler," and even he died in a basement. Obviously this can't be true of everyone, but there is one guy who fits every one of those stereotypes to a T, an...

Alex Jones and InfoWars have been deplatformed by THE GLOBALISTS on the internet, and for some reason Maddox doesn't have a problem with it. Jesse engages him in the Worst Debate in the Universe to try to bring Maddox back to reason. Who wins? Maddox and the Globalists, or Jesse and Freedom? You ...

Jesse unboxes his new package, the WORST book on Amazon. It was written by our #Unspooling #Goon, The Spiritual Smartass, back when he was pretending to be a #PUA. Jesse attempts reading the poorly written pamphlet, uncovers Brandon's scheme to make it a bestseller, and plays a dramatic reading o...

Jesse issues a sincere apology to the #incels of the #HAPA community on reddit. He had no idea they were so insecure, and just how deeply his words would affect them. He reads their cries of pain and backlash from his video. PLUS: #Goon Trevor Yau, the mental rapper, reappears.Join the FACEBOOK C...

Brandon Marshall Havener, The Spiritual Smartass, is a life coach with a bit of a problem. He's being bullied by the PIRANHAS. Who life coaches the life coach? What is a man to do when his world falls apart? Brandon's answer is to start UNSPOOLING and spill his spaghetti al over the internet. Bes...

My brain has become a gelatin from eating only meat, so I put it out to the listeners on what topics they wanted me to cover for this episode. Their suggestions ranged from bad to stupid, so I spent most of this episode just bullying them for being such idiots.Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podaw...

Nazis are running rampant in the streets. Our own president is a white supremacist. Literally every day, racist are ruining everyone's lives. Yet, despite being so out in the open, apparently they need code words, or, "dog whistles" to communicate their hate to one another. The latest phrase they...