KATTAN HUNTER: Secure. Kattan. Protect. - POD AWFUL PODCAST LF19

From SNL to SCP. KATTAN has been triangulated! I was sent DISTURBING FOOTAGE of the creature by two strange, demonic monks. They somehow located Kattan and went to his house to bless the cursed lands. Meanwhile, some Youtube nontent digital toilet named SSSniperWolf pulled up outside the house of another million-subs-no-ideas tubehead named Jacksfilms. According to the internet, this is BAD. So now I'm against this kind of thing in particular, and it is my job to keep Kattan SAFE & SECURE (so that he may be studied by science.) It turns out, these monks are part of the SSSniperWaffen, and the footage they managed to obtain of Kattan and his concubine will SHOCK and HORRIFY you!